{"id":4981,"date":"2013-01-06T18:34:21","date_gmt":"2013-01-06T23:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/?p=4981"},"modified":"2013-01-06T18:34:21","modified_gmt":"2013-01-06T23:34:21","slug":"and-dont-come-back-gerard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/?p=4981","title":{"rendered":"And don&#039;t bother coming back, G\u00e9rard&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/depardieu.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/depardieu.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"depardieu\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4982\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let us all now ridicule G\u00e9rard Depardieu, who has accepted Russian citizenship as part of his protest against paying taxes in France.<\/p>\n<p>The man has ruined more movies than anyone in history and has made French cinema unwatchable for 20 years. The only exception I&#8217;d allow would be &#8220;Jean de Florette,&#8221; in 1987, in which he appropriately played a hunchback farmer. I will not forgive him for his fat, slobbish portrayal of Edmond in &#8220;The Count of Monte Cristo.&#8221; And how dare they let him into the same frame as the incredible Catherine Deneuve.<\/p>\n<p>I call him G\u00e9rard Depar-diable. I never understood what the French saw in him. Now they&#8217;re probably wondering themselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let us all now ridicule G\u00e9rard Depardieu, who has accepted Russian citizenship as part of his protest against paying taxes in France. The man has ruined more movies than anyone in history and has made French cinema unwatchable for 20 years. The only exception I&#8217;d allow would be &#8220;Jean de Florette,&#8221; in 1987, in which &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/?p=4981\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;And don&#039;t bother coming back, G\u00e9rard&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acornabbey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}