
Greenland is getting warmer, in more ways than one. Source: Wikimedia Commons. Click here for high-resolution version.
After what Trump just did in Venezuela, and after the unspeakably vile and repulsive Stephen Miller said that the U.S. has the right to take Greenland, it suddenly appears that the Trump White House might actually do something as stupid as to try and seize Greenland.
Politico has an interesting piece this morning: How Trump gets Greenland in 4 easy steps. It starts with a political move: propagandizing the 57,000 people who live in Greenland to declare independence from Denmark. That could be doable, because the people of Greenland like the idea of independence. But the second step would be much more difficult: getting the people who live in Greenland to become part of the United States. That’s not what they want. They want independence. Step 4 in the Politico scenario is a military invasion of Greenland.
Politico says that step 1, Trump’s propaganda campaign aimed at the population of Greenland, started as soon as Trump got back into the White House.
The Politico scenario looks all too plausible, almost as though Politico based the piece on sources inside the White House.
I have not seen a single story so far on what would happen next if the U.S. actually does seize Greenland. That there would be retaliation is obvious. Members of the NATO countries would immediately impose sanctions on the U.S.
I asked ChatGPT 5.2 to help me game out how the world would retaliate and who would join the opposition.
We should expect: Coordinated tariffs on U.S. exports, suspension of existing trade agreements, deliberate exclusion of U.S. corporations from trade negotiations, licensing delays or export controls on high-end products that the U.S. sells abroad, regulatory retaliation against U.S. banks and corporations doing business abroad, restrictions on investments in the U.S., non-renewal of existing contracts, suspension of intelligence sharing.
Who would join Europe in retaliation: Canada, Japan, South Korea, New Zealand, Australia. Other countries might retaliate in milder or more cautious ways: India, Brazil, Mexico, other Latin American democracies.
Russia and China are wild cards.
This economic retaliation would cause an immediate financial shock. The market would sell off. Investment would be frozen. Interest rates would rise. Unemployment would rise.
The longer the sanctions continued, the worse the damage would become as the world economy builds supply lines that work around the U.S. The damage would start immediately, but readjustment inside the U.S. would be slow. Eventually a point of irreversibility would be reached.
To quote ChatGPT: The world can pull away from the U.S. almost overnight; the U.S. can only rebuild trust and integration slowly, if at all.
Suddenly we are describing a world in which the economic chaos and hostilities set the stage for the kind of counter-retaliations and miscalculations that would set the stage for World War III.
We can cling to such hopes as the idea that Trump is only trying to distract from the Epstein files. I have no idea. We might hope that Congress would see the danger and do something. But until there is a new Congress on January 3, 2027, that seems unlikely.
Wherever we are and whatever our circumstances, we’re all exposed to the folly of a Trump move against Greenland. We Americans would not be the first foolish population in history to be brought to ruin by madmen. We’ve always thought that it can’t happen here. I think we instantly knew after the November 2024 election that things would get worse before they get better. But now it seems that things could get much, much worse, and that unless these madmen can be stopped it will be a long, long time before things will ever get better.
There’s another very important thing that we will need to game out if things break bad around Greenland. That’s the American domestic situation. If the American economy goes into a tailspin, who will Trump blame? Scapegoats will be required, and those scapegoats must always be people who are within reach so that they can be slapped around. Would the Trump White House try to soothe the turmoil? Of course not. They’d do everything possible to inflame it. We don’t need to ask ChatGPT where that would lead.
I think the Trump regime already sabotaged the first step by their bellicose rhetoric towards Greenland. Had they been shrewder, they would have tried to support the idea of an independent Greenland, perhaps offering to set up a sovereign wealth fund to make it financially independent of Denmark. They could have invested on favourable terms in ways which benefited the islanders. I am not of course saying they should have done this, they should have respected Danish sovereignty. But it would have been a sensible strategy to achieve their goals. Instead they antagonised Greenland, and when Vance tried to visit the capital last year he was faced with crowds of angry protesters and had to divert to the American air force base in the far north. France previously offered to station troops in Greenland, although Denmark, perhaps unwisely, rejected the offer for fears it would antagonise the diplomatic situation. Hopefully this idea is been quickly reassessed. An Anglo-French military presence, perhaps reinforced by a wider NATO training exercise in the region, may be essential to deter Trump.
Not just for the mineral wealth or hegemony do they insist on seizing Greenland but according to this Reuters piece they’re also eyeing it for a personal playground; their own dark enlightenment Monaco of sorts ~ for a Tech Titan paradise that includes a string of libertarian futurism cities operational under feudal rule no doubt (~ and of which that horrid gremlin, Milton Friedman’s own grandson it appears is a top investor, ‘cz of course he is) but they (the dragon Smaugs hoarding gold and whole mountains of our era) don’t give two shits a damn for the people of Greenland or their non-consent (who will be gleefully plucked out of the way quicker than you can say boo to a ghost of Christmas present) nor do they (the foul Jabba the Huts) blink at the events of this morning’s brutal cold murder in Minneapolis of one of our own citizens, a poor terrified woman shot point blank in the face — nor do they consider the humanity of fishermen; nor of Venezuelans nor Nigerians nor Cubans nor Mexicans nor Somalis nor Gazans nor for any of the subordinate, subjugated and/or sovereign peoples on this planet do they harbor even a molecule of feeling.
Imagine if Dickens could witness this timeline . . . his Scrooge at the bare minimum had the capacity to feel something of a pulse kickstarted, a far cry from these sociopaths. Trump worried over his going to heaven for a quarter of a day and then bombed an African country.
And it’s like watching Hitler march into France first, then threaten the Sudetenland.
Anyway, the Thiel-Musk earth-removed ‘Elysium’ as it were (like in the film) is seemingly in its nascent stages but grounded (for now) waiting in the wings as the fascist project these immigrant billionaires paid for with our own looted treasure delivers lands and islands like an arcade gumball machine.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/greenland-freedom-city-rich-donors-push-trump-tech-hub-up-north-2025-04-10/
Hi Chenda and Malinda: The New York Times looked at the video from Minneapolis and shows very clearly that the ICE agent was not hit by the car and was not in danger of being hit by the car. Rather, he is obviously just getting into position to shoot the driver. Also, if you look at the angle of his gun and the direction he’s pointing it, he could have hit anyone who was on the sidewalk behind the car. Chenda, it is very embarrassing to be an American right now. I envy those of you who live in Europe. We may need your help before this is over. 🙂
https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000010631041/minneapolis-ice-shooting-video.html?smid=url-share